Jenni Rom is credited as the proofreader for the 15th edition of The Chicago Manual of Style. I don't know anything about this woman, but it is my new life goal to find her and befriend her and beg her to become my mentor. We will then embark on an epic journey, one that is remarkably similar to the first episode of Samurai Jack, and with her blessing, I will go on to fulfill my destiny—one Grammar Sauron to rule them all.