Tiny Stories, Volume 1

I will proudly tell anyone who asks that the first concert I ever attended was Sharon, Lois, and Bram.

“There’s a Lava Cakes Anonymous, if you find yourself addicted. I’ve sent my wife."

— Domino’s delivery driver, July 27, 2019

Everything you need to know about me can be summed up by the fact that I left this note for myself in the middle of the night: “hot air balloon shaped like a hedgehog.”