Lessons I thought I had learned by now:

• Putting off laundry for a month (or more) at a time creates more problems than it solves.
• Writing your first name with your crush's last name repeatedly will not make him love you or even notice you.
• Blogs do not update themselves when their authors are consumed with Sims 2.
• Sequels are usually nowhere near as good as the original movie.
• Captain Jack Sparrow and Will Turner will still cause me to swoon anyway.