The Most Endearing Salad Fork of All

Everything is perfect about this moment, from the classical music to the clean sheets to the pink polish on my fingernails. My cat is napping beside me on the bed, and my skin smells like spiced apple body wash. Juan Pedro the sock monkey nods off while I read to him from Emily Post's Etiquette. We might not be the most adventuresome crowd in town, but we could possibly be the happiest.