I don't often do memes on this blog because, well, they're a lot like the STDs of the blogosphere to me. You can continue the metaphor in your head.

When Golfwidow halfway tags you to do a meme, though, you throw your principles out the window and do the gosh dang meme. (How many times can I use the word "meme" in the first two paragraphs alone?? Geez!) I'm actually simultaneously fulfilling my obligation to Jace of Fuse!, who singled me out to do a "things I want to do before I die" meme over a month ago.

Killing two memes with one entry? Beautiful.

Writing the entry by hand (using pen and paper) and getting only halfway through it because you fell asleep at 6 p.m. and didn't wake up until fourteen hours later? Beautiful... in a Skirtsy way.

There you have it. Part one of the Crazy Eights meme. Part two may or may not be finished while George Bush is still in office. Don't hold your breath, though.