I'm a bit of a failure when it comes to showing up on time, eating healthful foods, keeping plants alive, remembering movie quotes, doing laundry on a regular basis, calling people back, or being a bad-ass. Thankfully, I make up for it by being really good at spelling words, learning (and teaching!) calculus, befriending kittens, finding the perfect font, batting my eyelashes, cracking my back, and making lists.