She's Gonna Blow!
I have twenty-four hours to vastly improve upon my story-telling skills before @Skittle_Brains and I record our first episode of Bacon Famous (our podcast). Don't count on this happening.
Do count on us sounding really sharp because our new mic is definitely all it is cracked up to be.
Of course, all this depends on whether or not I survive the next twenty-four hours without shoving sporks in my own eyes.
Send hugs. And chocolate.