Proving That There Is Such a Thing as a Stupid Question

Birds instinctively know to fly south for the winter and to get the hell out of there in spring. Humans, on the other hand, instinctively know:

how to draw stick figures
how to make a finger gun
that farts and burps are funny
that pirates are totally better than ninjas
that peas were created to be launched by spoons
that spoons were perhaps created to launch peas
that woodchips or other ground cover at a playground should be referred to as "hot lava" and avoided at all costs
and much, much more.

So would you give all that up in order to know how to fly and/or migrate? I just can't make up my mind.