Pet names I adore:

• Cupcake
• Lovebird
• Dollface

Pet peeves:

• untrimmed nose hair
• people who say "alls"
• the law that dictates that we can never stock whatever type of battery I need at the moment
• how the title of this blog entry is equal parts perfect and terrible

Dream pets:

• white tiger
• orange tiger
• sugar glider
• miniature panda (if such a thing exists)