Stay away from drugs, kids, or you'll end up putting things on your bucket list that you really, truly do not want to do. Like eating pickled pigs' feet or climbing Mt. Everest or knitting a sweater. However, doing all those things at once might make for an interesting goal.

I have twenty-four hours to vastly improve upon my story-telling skills before @Skittle_Brains and I record our first episode of Bacon Famous (our podcast). Don't count on this happening.

Do count on us sounding really sharp because our new mic is definitely all it is cracked up to be.

Of course, all this depends on whether or not I survive the next twenty-four hours without shoving sporks in my own eyes.

Send hugs. And chocolate.

On the downside:

• My perfectionism will be the death of me.
• I cannot bring myself to care about my health as much as I should. That might also be the death of me.

On a happier note:

• I just remembered that I picked up an Adventures of Mary-Kate and Ashley movie on VHS for $.25 at a book sale a few weeks ago.