Would You Like Some More Tea, Barbara?
Yes, that is a sock monkey plate. An astronaut sock monkey plate. It is part of a sock monkey tea set. If your eyes haven't already fallen out of your head, ponder this: a video podcast featuring yours truly and Juan Pedro the Sock Monkey casually discussing current events and/or unicorns while sipping on tea. Best idea ever? I thought so. Stay tuned.
P.S. Fifty bonus points to the first person to correctly identify and post a link to what I'm referencing in the title of this blog post.
Señorita's Big Night Out
The following guest post was written by my beloved sock monkey, Juan Pedro. Many thanks to Tyler for helping Juan Pedro with some of the typing and formatting.
The señorita is out playing with fire (far too dangerous for a sock monkey like me!) with gRegorLove so I will fill in for her tonight! I hope you like it!
Estoy listo for tonight, even if the señorita's being gone is muy triste. I am very busy! I have many kitty cats to play with, and my Sims are getting lonely, so I better play with them. Then, I have to make sure that señorita's pillows stay soft, and the sheets stay warm and cozy.
Sometimes, I think that's a full-time job, but that's okay because señorita is muy bonita y she says nice things about me. If I can make señorita comfy, then I think I am doing good.
Oh! One more thing! I have to make sure señor Hermano stays out . . . señorita makes me keep watch.
I have much work to do, so I must go! Adios everyone!
Professional Damsel in Distress
This week has been out to get me. The fan on my server (Rachelskirts.com is hosted twenty feet from my bedroom) is about to explode, so I'll skip the lengthy posts that are welling up inside of me and say this:
- We no longer own small weights, so I completed the first days of the 30 Day Shred using my Ugg boots instead. They're heavy-ish. Stop looking at me like that.
- Transcribing a four-hour ordination ceremony for a pastor will get you ten sore fingers, two free brownies, and twenty pastors asking about your Blue Snowball mic.
- Timmy Venture, my betta fish, is going to outlive us all.