Things currently on or near my desk:

• Ten action movies.
• Nine books.
• Eight undecipherable Post-It notes.
• Seven CDs of pictures from work.
• Six pairs of earrings.
• Five headbands.
• Four crayons.
• Three candy wrappers.
• Two bottles of nail polish.
• One very disappointing candle that does not smell like peppermint..

That's just the beginning. Looks like I need my cat to help me shove all this stuff onto the floor this weekend. (Just kidding, Mom. I do actually know how to clean. It's just more fun this way.)