I have two kitties. This one is named Carmel because, well, my brother and I weren't very creative with naming the cats thirteen years ago. I'm already fairly well-practiced in being a crazy cat lady, but now I have the chance to share that with the internet. Who could resist?

Things My Cat Always Gets Excited About, Even Though He Is Always Disappointed By These Things Five Seconds Later:

1. The laundry machine.
2. The toilet.
3. The bathtub.
4. Me playing piano.
5. French fries.
6. Fruit.
7. The inside of my mouth.
8. His own hairballs.

Things My Cat Legitimately Gets Excited About:

1. Cheese.
2. Tuna.
3. Turkey.
4. Grass.
5. Catnip.
6. Tackling his little sister.
7. A rabbit's foot.
8. Grass again.

Memorize these facts. There will be a pop quiz next week.

P.S. Oh my gosh, it took every ounce of energy in my body to refrain from saying "Caturday" right there, and now I've caved and said it anyway. CATURDAY!

P.P.S. Don't forget to vote on the name for my fish if you haven't already done so!