Mr. Diaperbutt
Aurora, my new character in Sims 3, married William approximately ten minutes after meeting him, and they're completely adorable together. That's a very biased opinion, of course, since I created both of them and designed them to be a great couple. Today, they had their first son, and the game mandated that I come up with a name for him. Immediately after searching for "baby boy names" on Google, I realized 1) that's a stupid way to search for names, since babies eventually grow up and can't be known as Sir Cheekums McCrawlypants forever and 2) there was no more perfect name than that of my true love in Mass Effect 3. Sorry, Kaiden, but my heart will always belong to James.