I'm not going to lie to you, internet. I haven't done a very good job on my "exercise daily" resolution. I'm still kicking butt at the "blog daily" part, but that's because you hold me accountable.

Therefore, I am making a promise to you that admittedly scares the living daylights out of me. I know you'll hold me to this.

I am going to exercise this pathetic excuse for a 22-year-old body so that I am fit to WEAR and ROCK a bikini. I have never even tried one on, making this a rather monumental moment in my life. I will even give you a picture of this, my lovelies, to reward you for being such great motivators. (Although, it could be more of a punishment for you if I don't keep up my end of the bargain. Unless you find flabby rolls attractive, in which case, call me.)

Oh right, the deadline. Pictures are coming by the time the next BlogHer Conference rolls around, which is in July 2008. In the off-chance that I'm wealthy enough to attend again this year, some of you will even get a first-hand glance at the results.

That said, let this be known as the year that I offer you make-out sessions and scantily clad pictures (of myself AND of my Sims 2 character). I don't ever want to hear that I don't love you.