Things I Learned This Weekend:

• Old ladies from church do not like tattoos or nose piercings.
• Old ladies from church are not sure what to think of me now that they know about my tattoo.
• Old ladies from church sure do like to talk about dogs.
• Old ladies from church are blind and should not be making jewelry.
• Making jewelry at 9 a.m. on a Saturday is less fun than making jewelry at 9 p.m. on a Saturday.
• Saturday mornings without cartoons are STUPID.
• Breakfast pastries do wonders to improve my mood.
• Some boys think I have a nice butt.
• Compliments also do wonders to improve my mood.
• I am extremely paranoid that the old ladies will (a) find out that I talk to boys and (b) ban me from church.
• Writing a bullet point about my butt between bullet points about church members makes me extremely uncomfortable.
• New subject: my fish is still alive.