Grumpyskirts

I could just be in a bad mood, but I think the little messages in Dove Promises have started going downhill. Like, I'm pretty sure they aren't even trying anymore. Recent examples:

• "Hey, why not?"
• "Watch reruns, they replay your memories."
• "Smile before you go to bed. You'll sleep better."

I could just be in a bad mood, but I think there is a direct relationship between the amount of competition encouraged in a classroom and the success of the students. Because nobody wants to tell my classmates that they are DOING IT WRONG, this country will one day be run by people who cannot subtract 22 from 28.

I could just be in a bad mood, but I think that bubble wrap doesn't get the appreciation it really should. Do we have a statue in honor of bubble wrap yet? Made of bubble wrap? Was I allowed to vote for bubble wrap as the next president of the United States of America? No. Get off my lawn.

I am probably in a bad mood, but feel free to say something cheery in the comments. Grumpyskirts and her seven dwarves promise not to mock you until Wednesday.