When I am queen, dish soap will taste like chocolate in case, for example, you are in a bit of a rush to rinse out your coffee cup in the morning. "Green apple soap" isn't a key ingredient of any recipe that I know of, but chocolate is almost always a welcome addition.

P.S. Wondering why my posts are backdated at the moment? Wonder no more.

P.P.S. April 23, the date this entry was supposedly written, marked my six-year blogiversary. You'd think that six years of practice would make me closer to perfection that I am, but then again, I really haven't mastered waking up in the morning even with twenty-two years of experience under my belt.