When I am queen, it will be illegal to interrupt one person's dream story with your own.

Jimmy: "So I had this wicked dream last night about tofu robots."
Interrupting Cow: "Whoa, that reminds me of my dream! I was getting chased by these four-armed rabbits on turbo-powered crayons..."

The punishment will either be decapitation on even-numbered days or defenestration on odd-numbered days. Just to keep things interesting.