Okay, so here's the idea. Write a virus that causes every picture in a Publisher-created website to be replaced by a picture of The Fonz. Yes, this will affect my church's website, and heck yes, it will be awesome.

Me: I used to think FTW was just WTF backwards.
Me: Which made WoW talk REALLY interesting.
Me: And then after like two full days of FTW! talk in game, I decided to Google it.
Me: And har har.
Me: Not the same.
Him: FREE THE WHALES!
Me: Forget the whales!
Him: Free the Wales?
Me: Flog the whippersnappers.

I just thought a box of Wheat Thins was SpongeBob SquarePants, which tells me that 1) these contacts don't really last all day and 2) I need to lay off the crack.

P.S. Happy Veteran's Day!