One of my favorite people on Twitter, Chrissy, wrote today:

My youngest sister just called me to ask my opinion on some adjectives. I love the things I am known for. (Source)

A few months ago, I received a call from my father. He wanted to ask me a question about punctuation. He was in the middle of a meeting at work, and he and his coworkers knew that I would have the answer. I was beaming when I heard that. I love the things I am known for. I need to remind myself of that more often.

I am embarrassed to say that I did not catch the unnecessary apostrophe on this keychain before I bought it. In fact, I bought this in high school and apparently didn't read it until some time in college. No need to fight, folks; there's plenty of irony for everyone.

Me: I'd like to fill out an application—
Post Office Employee: [world's largest eye roll]
Me: —for a P.O. box.
Post Office Employee: Oh. For a P.O. box? Sure thing.

What, like I was dragging my 22-year-old body to the Post Office with my mommy in tow to fill out an application for employment? Nice try, buddy, but you'll have to find some other gullible soul to make out with in the janitor's closet. But keep up the good work on the eye rolling. The ladies dig that.