A Conspiracy Unmasked

It is entirely by accident that I have taken to making annual jokes about Apple (the company I love to hate) and the Lord of the Rings trilogy (the books and films I love to love) on Twitter (the site I will eventually hate to love?)—and of all my unintentional hobbies, it is probably my favorite. Here we have the first volume, At the Sign of the Parallax Pony:

How will Frodo get to Mordor with this new Maps app? :(
— Rachelskirts (@Rachelskirts) September 23, 2012

Disappointed to learn that Apple employees are only watching the theatrical editions of the @LOTR trilogy.
— Rachelskirts (@Rachelskirts) June 10, 2013

“Its black gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep.” pic.twitter.com/mt8QjbaoGA
— Rachelskirts (@Rachelskirts) August 3, 2014

And nine—nine Apple Watch Editions were gifted to the race of men, who above all else desire power.
— Rachelskirts (@Rachelskirts) March 9, 2015