I've been watching 24 with my brother all weekend because, well, there aren't any new episodes of House to watch. Usually, I can only manage one or two episodes at a time before I feel like I'm about to have a heart attack from all the stress of shouting, "OH MY GOSH, KIM. YOU ARE A MORON!" But this season finally sucked me in, and I really needed to keep watching until I found out what happened to the bomb, Jack, Kim, the President, Mrs. Palmer, Lynn, George, etc.

So tonight, while the stupid little "countdown to the commercial" noise was happening — doo . . . DOO . . . doo . . . DOO — I took the liberty of summarizing the season thus far. Well, really, I was trying to find something to do that was less annoying than adding "... ladies" to the end of every Jack Bauer line. ("I AM THE POLICE ...ladies." / "I love you more than anything in this whole world ...ladies." / "SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP ...ladies.")

Behold. The worst drawing I have ever created and yet still somehow the best:

Special close-up preview:

If you haven't watched the show, this entry won't make a smidgen of sense to you, and I'm okay with that. You should probably watch it when you find the time. Otherwise, just rest in blissful ignorance, knowing that my drawings are extraordinarily accurate and rejoicing that you aren't the one risking multiple heart attacks for the sake of entertainment.