Topics Covered Whilst Working on Accounting Take-Home Test with Four Girls:

• Teachers, classmates, classes
• Hairstyles
• Cosmetics
• Lasik eye surgery
• Boys, boyfriends, etc.
• Christmas and birthday presents given by boyfriends
• Strip clubs
• Lap dances
• Breast cancer
• Breast implants

Topics Covered Whilst in Accounting Class:

• Hurricanes
• Baseball
• Football
• College football
• The economy
• Currencies around the globe
• Politics
• How bagels are made
• How forged steel is made
• The teacher's grandchildren
• The teacher's neighbors
• The teacher's children
• The weather forecast for this winter

Both groups spent as much time as possible avoiding the actual subject of accounting, leading me to believe that it will go down in history as one of the most boring conversation topics on the planet. Seeing that I plan on being a cat lady one day, I'll need to remember of much of this as possible. I'm pretty sure cat ladies are forbidden from being good conversationalists, so I will need to be able to swiftly transition from talk of direct labor and direct materials to a lecture on estimated factory overhead and how that will affect your net income.